Not Just a Pretty Board: Why Los Angeles Charcuterie Isn’t Your Cousin’s Side Hustle

Let’s be honest—everyone is making charcuterie boards these days. Your neighbor, your dog walker, that girl from high school who just “launched” something on Instagram... again. Suddenly, if you can unwrap a salami and toss some grapes on a slab of marble, you’re a “cheese stylist.”

Cute. But let’s talk about the real deal.

At Los Angeles Charcuterie, we don’t just build boards—we craft edible experiences. We’re not new here. We’re not winging it. And no, we didn’t learn everything from a Pinterest board and a glass of rosé.

We’re talking trained artisans, cheese connoisseurs, and WSET-certified wine experts (yes, that’s a real thing). Our team has traveled the world sourcing rare cheeses, cured meats, and bold flavor combinations that would make even your French aunt weep.

Why We're Different (Like, Actually Different)

🧀 Cheese with Credentials We know our Brillat-Savarin from our Brie. Our boards feature real artisan cheeses, curated by people who studied this stuff—not just someone who thought “goat cheese looks fancy.”

🍷 Wine Pairings That Make Sense Our wine recommendations aren’t random. They’re curated by WSET-certified sommeliers who know what pairs with prosciutto (and what absolutely doesn’t).

🌍 Worldly Palates, Local Delivery We’ve scoured markets from Paris to Piedmont, and yes, we still obsess over sourcing the perfect fig jam. Our boards reflect global flavors—delivered fresh, right here in Los Angeles.

🧼 Spotless, Certified, & Gorgeous Every board is crafted in a clean, professional kitchen, not a cluttered counter next to someone's Air Fryer. Hygiene matters, folks.

🎨 Each Board is a Work of Art We don’t just slap down some Manchego and call it a day. Every board tells a story—balanced, beautiful, and built with intention. Our boards don’t just look good on Instagram. They taste like they belong in a Michelin guide.

So Yes, Your Friend’s Charcuterie Hobby is Cute…

…but when you're planning a wedding, corporate event, upscale gathering, or even just a date night that says “I have exquisite taste,” you need professionals.

ou need Los Angeles Charcuterie.📍 Based in Los Angeles.🌿 Crafted by experts.🥂 Backed by passion, training, and taste buds that don’t miss.

👉 Visit www.LosAngelesCharcuterie.com to browse our custom boards, book a tasting, or order a masterpiece today.

Because you deserve more than a pile of crackers and vibes.