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Charcuterie Etiquette: How Not to Be the Person Everyone Hates


(True story: we watched guests at a PARTY absolutely destroy a charcuterie board like it was the Hunger Games.)


As a family-run business here at Los Angeles Charcuterie, we’ve seen it ALL. So here’s your quick guide to surviving a grazing table with dignity:


  • No double dipping (it’s not a community petri dish)

  • Stop finger grazing (use the tongs, bestie)

  • Don’t hover (snack vulture energy is real)

  • Don’t take all the prosciutto first (we KNOW it was you)

  • Rosemary is decor (not a crunchy snack)

  • Stop excavating the jam like you’re digging for treasure


If you want a luxury charcuterie board in Los Angeles that makes people lose all manners in the BEST way…



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